SKRIBBO INTERVYOU

CHEA! THE MAYNE WITH ALL THE ALIAS' CATCHES UP WITH THE SECERET FRENCH MAYNE FOR SOME CHAT ON THE SHYIT THAT SHOULD BE DISCUSSED IN THE WHITE HOUSE. I LIKE TO THINK I'VE EARNED A FRIEND WITHIN THIS INTERYOU.




SINCE I'VE JOINED THIS BOARD, I'VE HAD ALOT OF PM'S FROM MUFUCKAS, ASKIN WHO THE FUCK THIS MUFUCKA HURB BE. NO ONE UNDAHSTANDS IM A REAL LIFE HUSTLA TRYIN TO FEED MUH KIDS.

FIRSTLY, AM I SKRIBBO? AND WHY WOULD THEY ACCUSATE THAT?

You are Skribbo. We are all Skribbo. We're all unemployed jankrows with nothing else to do but post on this forum using a gazillion different names. I am every cunt. I am standing behind you right now. Pantomime Villain style.

YOUR ACCENT ISNT EXACTLLY ONE OF THE CONVENTIONAL SCOTTISH STANDARD. EXPLAIN TO THE KIDS AT HOME THE ORIGINS OF SKRIBB.

I get a lot of questions about my accent. But really, how many of these people have been to the outskirts of Paris? How many of them have been to Govan? Or Penilee? This is how we talk. End of.


SO YOUR FROM PARIS? HOW DID YOU END UP HERE MUFUCKA?

I see, you want serious answers. Ok, here goes. Yes, I'm from Paris. Its Outskirts anyway. My mother is from Detroit, MI and my father is from Richmond, VA. My mother moved to Paris at 19. She met my father in Paris when she was in her 20's. They moved back and forth.... DC, Baltimore and back to Paris.

I was born and raised in the western outskirts of Paris. I was kicked out of a few schools and decided to chance it in New York, where I had an uncle. I lived in Washington Heights, Harlem and Western Massachusetts for a few years.

6 years passed and I ended up in London, Wood Green. About a million things happened and, between what I choose to omit and what I have forgotten, there is nothing to say but this: I met Loki. I travelled north to Glasgow. And I will leave it at that since your next question is...

HOW DID YOU COME TO BE ABSORBED IN THE BEING?

I don't know! You're supposed to be talented, right? Well... I recorded a few tracks with Loki, Gasp and Butterscotch. Then I hooked up with Brainz and one thing led to another. Then I had an album done! I lived in a flat with Doonhamer, BA and Marrik... there was no way back!

HOW LONG HAVE YOU GROWN YOUR HAIR?
Longer than the werewolf from Twilight. That boy's a bitch, straight up.

EXPLAIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH DARKHORSE.

No comment.

WHATS YOUR PROUDEST MUSICAL ACHIEVEMENT BEEN SO FAR?

Anything I've done with Scatabrainz. He is the best producer in the UK and I am honoured to have been able to work with him.


WHEN WAS THE LAST TYIME YOU WAS IN A STRIP CLUB?

This morning. I was just getting bagels.

WHAT PROJECT YOU CURRENTLY WORKIN ON SON?

The Wookie Goldberg mixtape; It Takes A Nation of Baldwins to Hold Us Back. As well as the Wookie Goldberg album: Back To the Future IV: The Quest For Democracy. It features production by Jack Valentine, Scatabrainz, Steak & Kidney Sidney and Bill Breaks. I've also heard rumours that the bEiNg are-------------------------------------------------------------------

CATCHY TITLE. NOT A FAN OF THE BALDWIN BROTHERS THEN?

You've got it all wrong. I love the Baldwins so much sometimes it hurts.

YOUR ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM BINGO, AND YA MAN SHEPWARDO IS WAITIN AT YA CRIB WITH A COUPLE OF FAT BEADIES ROLLED. ON YOUR WONDER HOME, YOU SEE BOTH JUDE LAW AND KEANU REEVES. YOU CANT LEAVE SHEPWARDO WAITIN, YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO DROPKICK ONE OF THEM. WHICH?


Keanu was in Bill & Ted. He gets props for life. He was also the best thing about Kenneth Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing. You know it, I know it. Jude Law on the other hand... Fuck that guy.

WORST GIG YOUVE EVER DONE?

I really couldn't say. I was booed off stage when I was 15. That was probably it. But any gig where I'm performing solely to bored bar staff and whoever in the crew isn't on stage at that particular moment is pretty gash.


WELL, ALLOW ME TO REVISIT THAT THEN. BEST GIG YOUVE EVER DONE?

Probably the Octopigeon night we did for Respek BA's mixtape launch at Ivory Blacks. I remember very little of my performance but it was a great night overall and hundreds of folk came through.

HOW ARE MUH INTERVIEWIN SKILLZ?

You're better than Jimmy Fallon but not as good as the guy from Inside The Actors Studio.

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?

I might put on pants.

WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE PUNCHLINE?

Pretty much everything Big L ever said.

FAMILY GUY OR SOUTH PARK?
South Park. Derp.


THANKS SKRIB, I LOVE YOU.

LADIES AND GENTLERMEN, SKRIBBO!