BILL BREAKS INTERVYOU

AFTER DAYS OF TRYING TO TRACK HIM DOWN, I EVENTUALLY CAUGHT UP WITH BILL BREAKS IN A LOCH, CHATTING TO SOME SWANS. HE WAS RELUCTANT TO TALK ABOUT THE ACUSATIONS THAT IT WAS REALLY HIM IN THE 'JOHN LESSLIE SEX TAPE', BUT THIS IS WHAT I GOT OUT OF HIM.


SO YOU'VE MADE AN ESTABLISHED NAME FOR YOURSELF IN THE SCENE AS BEATMAKER EXTRODNAHAIR. EVER ATTEMPTED THE WRITTING/EMCEEING SIDE OF THINGS?

Im not sure if established is the right word. Forums don't count as a 'scene' I don't think. But yes, in a way I am incredibly famous. I have indeed attempted writing/emceeing once or twice with brilliant consequences. I was actually thinking about rerecording a track I did a few years ago and forcing people to listen to it but depends how drunk I get.

ID SAY YOU WHERE ESTABLISHED IN THE SENSE EMCEES KNOW YOUR NAME AND KNOW YOUR A GOOD SOURCE TO COME TO. YOU ALSO PRODUCED LOVESICK, MUH EX WIFE TOOK MUH COPY AND MOVED BACK TO THE BRONX, NOW EVERYONE KNOWS BILL BREAKS' NAME THERE. YOU WHERE EVEN ASSOCIATED WITH THE SHORT LIVED RAP ICONS, IRN FU. DO YOU MISS THE IRN FU DAYS?

Fair enough, I suppose. I never really got down the irn fu till later on. I love them all and they all know why. I miss them. Yes.


ANY RAPPERS IN THE SCENE YOU WISH TO WORK WITH THAT HAVENT HAD THE PLEASURE OF BILL UNDER THEM?

Hmm thats a tough one, most rappers in this scene are of a very poor quality but if I had to pick one of them it would be depths or failing that, mc dimensional. Aside from music, I would love to have almost any rapper in scotland pleasuring themselves ontop of me.

WHATS YOUR DAILY SKIN CARE ROUTINE?

My daily skin care routine has been improving day by day. I started off with nothing, now onto the basic moisturiser (none of the over-exaggerated stuff) and as I come of age... shaving much more often. I have also been attempting to cultivate some lovely sideburns and I feel that my success so far has been relatively well well-grounded. Updates to follow.


AND YOUR MOST PLAYED LP?

Tricky one... its a toss up between the Best of Billy Ray Cyrus: Cover to Cover and Dessa - Badly Broken Code. Along side that, I tend to listen to non-album tracks the most.


WHATS YOUR METHODS OF GETTING THE HEAD DOWN AND WORKING?

I have no methods. Boredom seems to be the biggest one inspiration. That and paracetamol.

AS YOUR AT THE HANDSOME AGE OF 18 IN TODAYS SOCIETY, WHATS YOUR VIEWS ON TWILIGHT?

My views on twilight are strong and varied. I think that the movie makes a mockery and joke of the true vampires living in society who need our support and deserve to be treated as equals. Now if your talking about twilight as in... people in their twilight years.. then I say that there is too many old people and a strict over-65 abortion policy should be enforced and I feel that the Lib-Con coalition could be the administration to impliment such a policy and impliment it well.

WHAT PROJECT ARE YOU CURRENTLY WORKING ON RIGHT NOW?

Just now im working on a secret project thing as a follow up to the amaisin first ep Fade to Static. This one wont be any of that remix crap though, purely exclusive types with a bit of everything... live instrumentations for a change, singing, rapping, beatboxing, arsing about.... Mostly done by other people but then im going to take all the credit for it since im like that.

1- 10, HOW HAIRY IS YOUR CHEST?

I would say a low 3, there was a time not so long ago that hair simply did not exist in that region but since it has gotten a foothold... there simply is no stopping it.. Itll get there.


THANKS BILL, WE SHALL DANCE AGAIN SOMETIME.

LADIES AND GENTLERMEN, BILL BREAKS!